My new release “No, I Haven’t Learned” is now available in MP3 format.

If you don’t have it already, my first release “Self Indulgences” is also available.

If you want a full-fidelity CD-R send me an email (YES NO MAYBE) - let’s say $5 each postage included.

Thanks to Everyone <–> You Know Who You Are

 

 

CD#1 - Self Indulgences

Released July 2003

 

 

 

CD#2 - No, I Haven't Learned

Released August 2005

 

 

01_Ed_Phobes-He_Wore_A_Blue_Dress.MP3

02_Ed_Phobes-Through_The_Years.MP3

03_Ed_Phobes-Grey_Sidewalk_(acoustic).MP3

04_Ed_Phobes-Bext_X_Exer.MP3

05_Ed_Phobes-Nachst.MP3

06_Ed_Phobes-Plus.MP3

07_Ed_Phobes-ScrapGrinder.MP3

08_Ed_Phobes-SqP.MP3

09_Ed_Phobes-Squid_Boy.MP3

10_Ed_Phobes-Crappy_Crew_Queer.MP3

11_Ed_Phobes-Grey_Sidewalk_(electric).MP3

12_Ed_Phobes-Mo_Buckly.MP3

13_Ed_Phobes-PixTurez.MP3

 

all Guitars, Basses, Synths, Drums by Ed Phobes

produced/engineered/mixed by Ed Phobes

vocals on Squid Boy composed/arranged/performed/engineered by Kitty

mastered at MixKiller Systems by C.M.Dess (www.mp3.com/cmdess)

all songs written by Ed Phobes except

Squid Boy (Phobes/Kitty) and PixTurez (F. Rossi)

all songs (C) 2003 Elastic Plastic Relations except PixTurez

 

 

 

 

01_Ed_Phobes-Mailman_From_Hell.MP3

02_Ed_Phobes-Do_Be_Us.MP3

03_Ed_Phobes-Locality.MP3

04_Ed_Phobes-Interpret.MP3

05_Ed_Phobes-Scatterology.MP3

06_Ed_Phobes-Here_To_Stay.MP3

07_Ed_Phobes-Metro.MP3

08_Ed_Phobes-The_Investigator.MP3

09_Ed_Phobes-Meddling_In_The_Affairs_Of_Others.MP3

10_Ed_Phobes-I_Hate_My_Life.MP3

11_Ed_Phobes-Lifeless.MP3

12_Ed_Phobes-XRP_And_Me.MP3

13_Ed_Phobes-Quay.MP3

14_Ed_Phobes-The_Fack.MP3

15_Ed_Phobes-Suite_For_Osculus.MP3

 

all Guitars, Basses, Synths, Drums by Ed Phobes

produced/engineered/mixed by Ed Phobes

voice on The Investigator from The Investigator

guitars and other voices on Osculus by Marcy Lord

drums on Quay sampled from 1972 Racine Kilties

all songs written by Ed Phobes

all songs (C) 2005 Elastic Plastic Relations

 

Ed Phobes has taken music to a place where it has never been before, and will never go again. In my life, I have heard great music, and I have heard terrible music. Now I have heard this. Thank you. – sydfan

Ed Phoebes man...if this band I know called Rexella took acid (well more than they already have) then ate radioactive squirrel steaks for dinner then mated with (ugh) that white stripes girl and then killed her and ate her heart...that's Ed Phoebes to me. – Pepper Rhodes

You are the monkey tail dropping outta my ass.... I wanted to shoot myself after hearing that shit you call music... you.... you self deluded idiot. To think that they killed a tree to make your guitar... makes me cry. Your talent is equal to a dead skin flake that floats off of my nut sack. – G Ras

I love this record – ray

an excellent gay porn soundtrack, I especially enjoyed the lower bowel recordings - a great vibe. I give it a 41 Stacked Turds rating on my PooMeter Gauge – Leslie Nielson

ed yer blowin my mind, a beeutifull think to looz – dr.pluto

Ed phobes fathered my child, the child which is music within me, suckling on his talented teet. His new CD is the breast pump which collects his sweet, sweet boob milk for all the world. Bravo Ed, Bravo! - MXR

I think

I stink

you know

my bowl

is pink

My butt says HI!!!!

can't we all just stink!!!! - goatse

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